Billy Joel Rocks My World.

Dear Billy Joel,

You were AMAZING. Even though you are way too old for me, I really want to add you to my list of sexual trump cards. I especially loved it when you played The Entertainer, and Allentown, and We Didn't Start the Fire, and when you jumped on the piano, and when you did the cool thing with the microphone stand. You are my hero. More details when I am less tired.

Love,
Rachel