It's Hailing

After realizing that we have experienced several plagues today, including hail, locusts, and toads, and following this idea to the inevitable conclusion that three of the four of us were the firstborn and would thus be killed:


Becky: We need a lamb, where's the lamb?
Charlotte: We have a pork chop....
Becky: We can't use a pork chop, that's sacreligious!