I Hate Everything Except Lists Of What I Hate

I hate everything. Particularly:

-students who don't know how to use a VCR, or a DVD, or headphones, or the volume control buttons.
-all students who come into the lab.
-all professors who request media equiptment.
-my paper that I am currently not writing.
-my headache.
-budgeting, rent and money of all kinds.
-dieting enforced by an empty wallet and a ten-hour shift with no break.
-Boston, and everyone and everything in it. Suburbs included. Becky and Lilah and Joe excluded.
-my life right now.
-whiny blog posts, even though I'm writing one, and I have many times before, and will many times in the future, I have no doubt.