Ow.

My ass is bruised. But I have a bike! It has a basket made out of a milk crate that I illegally stole! I covered all the writing on the crate that says "it is illegal to steal this" with duct tape, and decorated the whole thing with ribbons! I'm such a weirdo. Now I just have to get a bunch of rainbow stickers to cover up the ugly splashes of color on the frame, and I'll have a Rachel-tastic dyke bike.