OMG.

It's decided. What Not To Wear is my newest least favorite show. It's so offensive to my nature that I can't handle it. I want to write to this poor girl they've got on the show and tell her I think she's gorgeous and that her outfits are great. She's got the sort of butch/hipstery eclectic look going on, and I would totally wear everything in her closet if it would fit me, but her stupid friends brought in these horrible people to make fun of her and throw out all her great clothes, and give her things that are "sophisticated" and blah blah blah. They're turning her into some sort of.... I don't even know. I'm speechless. They just called her an urchin. An URCHIN. Because she wears t-shirts with funny sayings on them, and cutoffs. I can't handle this. I want to marry this girl and take her far, far away from these horrible people who are trying to change her outfit.