Your bakery is wildly successful in its grand opening, but on the second day of business you are visited by a group of priests who want to buy a loaf of French bread. One of the priests suddenly goes mad and consecrates the entire bakery--which means that you are now the proud purveyor of the Body of Christ. It also means that the priests have to eat everything in your bakery, because it can't be sold or given out to random people. When they are finished eating everything in your bakery, they leave without paying, and you have no choice but to end your foray into the culinary arts.
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Alex--
Your bakery is wildly successful in its grand opening, but on the second day of business you are visited by a group of priests who want to buy a loaf of French bread. One of the priests suddenly goes mad and consecrates the entire bakery--which means that you are now the proud purveyor of the Body of Christ. It also means that the priests have to eat everything in your bakery, because it can't be sold or given out to random people. When they are finished eating everything in your bakery, they leave without paying, and you have no choice but to end your foray into the culinary arts.
Wow, that's amazing.
:)
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