You Know You're A Mess When.....

....you nearly burst into tears at work because you think you're finally alone in the room and it's okay, and then it turns out there's some dumb blonde girl watching a movie, but she's short, so you couldn't see her from where you're sitting, and then you're embarassed and have to hide behind the computer monitor to wipe your face, but you're glad you didn't actually start sobbing, because she might have heard you, and then she gets up and leaves a minute later and you write about it in your blog. Oh yeah. Must be PMS time again.