Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

I'd like to ask you a really big favor. Could you maybe move Christmas to a different month? One that doesn't stink as much as December does? Usually I'm starting to get the warm fuzzies around this time, anticipating the holiday. But this year I'm really not feeling it. I've listened to Christmas music a total of twice since Thanksgiving, and I'm not really getting much pleasure out of figuring out what the hell I'm going to make/get for everyone I need to have a gift for. Maybe we could just get rid of early December, or push Christmas back until after the New Year, or something. I figured it couldn't hurt to ask.

By the way, here's my list:

-a puppy
-a kitty
-a horsey (the miniature kind)
-a large scholarship
-a wormhole that would take me instantaneously to Philly whenever I want to eat in my favorite restaurants there or go to Bryn Mawr to see shows
-a personal tattooist who would ink me for free
-a sexy bod (to make up for the rather non-prosperous sexy jar)
-a magic wand that would get rid of the big dark bags under my eyes
-a bunny
-really strong sleeping pills (because clearly I can't sleep)


Thanks a bunch.

Love and Snowflakes,
Rachel