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avalon2004: i made some sugar-free cookies tonight, too, so that i have an answer for the people who are like, i'm on a diet, i don't want any.
midsummernd: haha! no excuses!
avalon2004: exactly! i am merciless. all passers-by must buy a cookie. i lure them with my telepathic powers.
avalon2004: oops! that's supposed to be a secret! i mean, i lure them with....cookies.
midsummernd: hehehehe
midsummernd: telepathic cookies?
avalon2004: yes. that's the real secret ingredient, you've found me out.
avalon2004: you see, it all started when i was bitten by a radioactive baker....
midsummernd: oh awesome! can you flick your wrist and shoot cookies at people?
avalon2004: icing, actually. it's more effective.
midsummernd: hmmm. . .maybe that was gross
midsummernd: hehehehe
avalon2004: hahaha
midsummernd: but damn that would be a good superpower
avalon2004: yeah, really!
avalon2004: that reminds me of that show on the sci fi channel, who wants to be a superhero.
my roommate and i have been talking about trying out.
midsummernd: what do they do on that show, actually?
avalon2004: i don't know, i haven't actually watched the clips yet. but there are clips, on the website.
midsummernd: ahh
avalon2004: the audition is pretty amazing, though, you just come up with a character and a backstory, dress up in costume, and make a video to send to them
midsummernd: that's so bizarre
midsummernd: i think yours should be baking-related
avalon2004: hahaha, i know! but it would be so fun
avalon2004: lol
avalon2004: that would be really funny, except in the past season they had this woman whose power came from eating donuts and that seems a little similar.
avalon2004: but maybe i could have oven-strength baking beams that come from my eyes, or something.
avalon2004: that would be pretty different.
midsummernd: totally!!
avalon2004: but what would my costume be?
midsummernd: you could be "The Convector"
avalon2004: hahahahahahahahaha
avalon2004: like a convection oven! that's amazing!!!
midsummernd: hehehe