A Survey

Name that tune, finish the quote, or just answer the damn question!
Would you like to take a survey?:	Isn't it obvious?
Who are you?:	Rachel
Are you named after anyone?:	Nope. Except the Biblical one, if you're going to get technical.
Would you name a child of yours after you?:	No. Though I have thought about naming a daughter, should I have one, after my grandmothers.
If you were born the opposite sex what would your name be?:	My mom says she wanted Kyle, though my dad suggested Bard.
How do people mispronounce up your name?:	My first name is pretty easy, but often people mispronouce my last name...there are many, many variations on that.
How old are you?:	23
How old do you act?:	Um... I'm not sure. I think I've been acting a little younger lately, having been in the company of so many current students.
Do you have siblings?:	Nope.
Do you have pets?:	Yes, a black and tan dachshund named Longfellow.
Who do you take after most?:	My dad for brains and body, my mom for creativity and dexterity.
Who's your role model?:	I'm not sure I currently have one...
What did you want to be when you grew up?:	For a long time I wanted to work with horses, or just with animals in general.
What are you now?:	A temp, passing time until I go back to school.
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What is your favorite animal?:	Horse or dog.
What animal do you wish never existed?:	Currently, mice.
What's your dream car?:	A VW love bus.
What do you drive now?:	I don't drive.
What is your favorite swear word?:	I mostly say fuck, but I think my favorite would actually be bollocks.
What word do you use too much?:	Like!
If you could speak another language, what would it be?:	I'm yearning to learn Italian, and Welsh, and Japanese, and also brush up my Latin.
What do you like about yourself?:	I like my voice, and my eyes, and often my hair... I like my artistic/creative ability, and my humor.
What don't you like about yourself?:	I'm not terribly fond of a large portion of my body, though I don't hate it, either. I'm also not fond of my tendency toward mood swings.
What would you change about yourself?:	I think I'd answer this different every time you ask... today I think I'd change my teeth, they're crooked.
What is the most attractive part of the human body?:	Wow, this is hard... I have a consistent thing for nice hands, actually.
What is the least attractive part of the body?:	Though I like some of them, I think asses are often weird looking.
Where would you get pierced?:	I actually think I'd look odd with metal in my face, though if I had to pick I'd do nose. I also might consider one high up on my ear, but it's not a serious desire.
Where would you get tattooed? and what would you get?:	Hah! I've already been tattooed in several places, and I'm planning several more... one over my ribs on the right side, some more down the middle of my back....
Who's your favorite actor or actress?:	There are so many that I usually say... today I'll go with Michael Caine.
Where's your dream home?:	Perhaps in the suburbs around Philly, especially near Bryn Mawr, or one of the nicer parts of Brooklyn, near the water.
Where's your dream vacation?:	The current dream is Mexico. ;)
What dream have you accomplished?:	I've performed on stage in a really great show, with two casts-worth of really great actors.
Would you rather live in the past or the future?:	What does this mean? I think I tend to dwell on the past, good and bad, but I'd like to look to the future as well.
What's your favorite food?:	Lo mein.
What's your favorite drink?:	Apple juice.
What is your alcoholic drink of choice?:	This is always difficult to answer, it depends on what I'm in the mood for. But my old standby is vodka and Coke.
What is your most favorite thing in the whole world?:	Haha! Um....bed?
What's your favorite pick up line?:	I've never actually used a pick up line.
What's your favorite method of rejection?:	None? I think it depends on what I'm being rejected from.
Your house is burning down. Who do you save first?:	Becky. Especially since she's the only person in our house. Unless you count the strangers in the other apartments.
Your house is burning down. What do you save first?:	Whatever's nearest, probably, which would be Mikey and my laptop.
Just skimming the surface
How do you feel?:	Warm and fuzzy.
When and how will you die?:	I have no idea...
What would you want to be reincarnated as?:	A bird, maybe.
Who do you love to hate?:	Demona, for sure.
What drives you nuts?:	Lots of things... the first that comes to mind is when I'm waiting to cross a street, because a car is coming, and they see me waiting and stop and wave me across, instead of just going. It's such a waste of time.
What blows your mind?:	That Boston had a molasses flood.
What gives you pause? aka. what makes you go hmm?:	Hmmm...
What do you live for?:	Furs, dahling! I live for furs, i worship furs....
What would you die for?:	I honestly couldn't say.
What's on your mind?:	Right now? Alex, since I'm on the phone with her, and food.
What do you need?:	Another nap?
What do you need from the grocery store?:	Whole milk, yum! Also, dinner food.
Did you leave the oven on?:	Nope.
What scares you the most?:	Often I'm petrified of not having enough money.
What makes you the happiest?:	A carefree day with people I love.
Who do you wish you could be?:	Just me.
Do you dwell on things?:	Yes, good and bad, I think.
Do you care?:	Often.
What would you do with a million dollars?:	I've thought about this surprisingly often. I'd donate some to charity, pay off my loans and my parent's loans, buy a big house for Uncut Pages, give some to my friends and my family, and take a really great vacation. And then go to the grad school of my choosing.
If you could have any super power what would it be?:	I'd like to fly.
What do you fight for?:	I fight for myself, I guess...and sometimes for other things too.
Either Or:
Batman, Superman, or Spiderman?:	Batman!
Xena or Hercules?:	Xena, because there was a lesbian....
Dogs or cats?:	Dogs!
Boxers or briefs?:	Depends on why I'm wearing them.
Less filling or tastes great?:	Tastes great.
Coke or Pepsi?:	Coke. Cherry, preferably.
7up or Sprite?:	7up, because I like the spot.
Do you do the Dew?:	Yes, I dew.
Gatorade or Powerade?:	Gatorade because it's the only on I've had.
Coffee or Tea?:	Depends on the day.
Perscription or over the counter?:	Over the counter.
Mad TV or SNL?:	SNL, though I watch neither.
Top or bottom?:	I'm not a gay man, thank you.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?:	What a crazy query.
Name that tune, finish the quote, or just answer the damn question!
Do you know the way to san jose?:	Haha... I can sing it, but I don't know the title.
Do you love me now?:	Now that I can dance...?
Is this desire?:	Um... yes!
Life on Mars?:	Maybe...
Where is my mind?:	In the gutter, often.
Was it a lie?:	No!
What difference does it make?:	None at all.
What's my name?:	Can't you guess my name?
What do i get?:	I sure as hell don't know.
What ever happened to my rock and roll?:	I wish I knew.
Do you wanna touch me?:	Not particularly.
Have you ever seen a robot cry?:	Nope.
How soon is now?:	Pretty soon.
Would you accept the Indecent Proposal and sleep with Robert Redford?:	No!
Who framed Roger Rabbit?:	I did.
Who is Batman?:	Comedy gold.
Who's yer daddy, and what does he do?:	He's Batman.
Tell me, whhh-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-y?:	Because I love Annie Lennox!
Where have all the cowboys gone?:	To Brokeback Mountain.
Where's your head at?:	In the clouds.
Where are they now?:	Who knows.
Where's the beef?:	Not in my tummy...
When will I see you again?:	Tomorrow.
How low can you go?:	Hahaha...wouldn't you like to know.
Do you feel lucky, punk?:	I do, in fact.
Who's afraid of Virginia Wolfe?:	Not me.
What planet are you from?:	Venus.
Guess who's coming to dinner?:	Um....Becky?
Why can't we be friends?:	Because you ask stupid questions.
Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?:	Of course I can!
Where for art thou Romeo?:	Actually, it's wherefore.
This shit is B A N A N A S
Yo mamma so fat...:	Yeah, bananas.
Yo mamma so stupid...:	Um..
Knock, knock. Who's there?:	Batman.
Who's on first?:	Batman.
Are you good or evil?:	Both. :)
Is this seat taken?:	Yes.
Why are you here?:	I'm not sure. I must be really bored.
Why are you like that?:	Just to annoy you.
Why did you do that?:	Just to annoy you.
How do you sleep at night?:	You mean, when I shaft old ladies at my job all day? I quit that job.
How'd they do that?:	Magic.
How'd you do that?:	Magic.
What questions should I add?:	None, please.
Who are you?:	Batman.
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