Weird Chemistry or Why I Always Gain Weight When I'm Graduating Soon

My Weekend

Fuel used:

3 large bags chips
1 jar cheese dip
1 box Choco Cap'n Crunch cereal
1 jar Ba-Tampte kosher dill pickle spears
2 packages pepperoni
1 package Sorrento whole-milk mozzerella
1 party-size tub Kozy Shack rice pudding
1 liter pear nectar
2 32oz bottles Nesquick chocolate milk
23 cans Cherry Coke Zero
4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies on repeat
26 episodes Deep Space Nine (Season 4)

Energy result over a 72-hour period:

8 hours potential energy (5 hour nap, 2 hour nap, 1 hour nap)
64 hours kinetic energy (constant homework production)

Work done:

30 comic book pages inked
3+ pages of comic book process description written
10 books read
15 articles downloaded and skimmed

Phew. I'm a crazy machine.