To Whom It May Concern
To Whom It May Concern,
Some individuals seem to be of the opinion that today is a day of some importance. One individual specifically is of the opinion that I should say a few words in honor of the occasion. I myself am of the opinion that a celebration of the birth of a person so clearly criminally insane as "Professor Dilexi" is both foolish and unnecessary. As we have all seen, birthday celebrations can often go entirely awry. I would like to lodge, for future reference, my protest of current March 20th recognition and celebration, including attendance of circus-themed services.
Sincerely,
Frank
posted by Rachel (a-big-apple) @ 10:22 PM
2 Comments:
Jesus Frank, you're the one that said "let's celebrate Professor Dilexi's birthday" so I said "ok"...
Whatever. Let's not fight about it. All I know is I never want to hear you say, "I want it that way."
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Oh shit, Frank. I DO want it that way.
Frank....
oh, Frank. Audibly protesting circus-themed services is the best way to show everyone what a big deal this birthday really is.
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